i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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