If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
nut hugger
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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