coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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