Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
