Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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