Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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