Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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