Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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