All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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