do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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