Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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