Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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