Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
