have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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