apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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