I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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