I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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