I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
