Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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