I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
