I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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