You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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