Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
