Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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