great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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