this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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