so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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