So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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