Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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