she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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