He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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