he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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