If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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