Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
vagina is talking i cant
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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