??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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