I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We are all done wearing pants today
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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