carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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