Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
dude. I can hear the air.
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