glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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