I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just want nice things and good sex
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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