So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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