I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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