Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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