i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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