I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
