Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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