Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No more Irish car bombs ever.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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