GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
