i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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