hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
third nipple confirmed
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I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Pooping to opera.
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