I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
did i walk over a car last night?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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