Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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