I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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