Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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