Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize