pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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