my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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