Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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