office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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