me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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